Variant Cottage

 

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 The Card is Divided into Four Sections, At The Center of The Card Where The Four Sections Meet, See a Gold Rotary Dial Phone.

On The Top Right Section of The Card, See an Image of Clare Grant. Clare Grant Stands on a Red Neon Sign That Displays 'STAR'. Clare Grant Wears a Gold Ball Gown and Gold Gloves. A Pair of Gold Antelope Horns are Attached to Clare Grant's Head. See a Glowing White Orb Above Clare Grant's Horns. See a Red '34' on The Orb. Clare Grant Holds a Gold Grouse with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Gold Revolver with Her Left Hand. To Clare Grant's Left, See a Gold Gorilla with Four Horns on His Head. The Gold Gorilla Sits on a Rectangular Black Box, See The Word 'LEGS' in White on The Side of The Box. Above The Gold Gorilla's Head, See a Green Neon Sign That Displays 'Kiala'. The Gold Gorilla Holds a Simon Game with His Right Hand, He Holds a Gold Phallus with His Left Hand. To Clare Grant's Right, See an Image of Iliza Shlesinger. Iliza Shlesinger Stands on a Gold '44'. Iliza Shlesinger Wears Gold Shorts, Red Soccer Shoes, White Tube Socks with Two Red Stripes on Each Sock, a Red Tube Top and a Gold Top Hat. See The Word 'MAY' in Gold on Iliza Shlesinger's Tube Top; See a Red '22' on Iliza Shlesinger's Top Hat. Iliza Shlesinger Holds a Gold Masquerade Mask with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Black Briefcase with Her Right Hand.
The Background on The Section is Pink.

On The Bottom Right Section of The Card, See an Image of Jeri Ryan. Jeri Ryan Stands on a Gold Medusa Head. Jeri Ryan Wears Blue Jeans, Gold Galoshes, a Green Belt with a Gold Viper's Head for a Buckle, a Black Captain's Hat and Green Kitchen Gloves. See a Gold '78' Between Jeri Ryan's Breasts. See a Gold Chess Queen Above Jeri Ryan's Head. Jeri Ryan Holds a Fortune Cookie with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Razor Strop with Her Left Hand. To Jeri Ryan's Right, See an Image of Amy Ratcliffe. Amy Ratcliffe Stands on a Gold '21'. Amy Ratcliffe Wears a Brown Wool Skirt, Black Stockings, Gold Bunny Slippers, a Black T-Shirt, White Gloves and a Green Beret. See an Image of a Woman's Vagina on Amy Ratcliffe's T-Shirt. Amy Ratcliffe Holds a Rainbow-Colored Dustpan with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Gold Hitachi Magic Wand with Her Left Hand. See a Gold '♥' Symbol Above Amy Ratcliffe's Head. To Jeri Ryan's Left, See an Image of Pandora Vanderpump. Pandora Vanderpump is in a Square Gold Cage. Pandora Vanderpump Kneels Upright on a Green Pillow. Pandora Vanderpump is Nude Except for a Green Slave Collar on Her Neck. With Both Hands, Pandora Vanderpump Holds a Clarinet. See a Gold '16' Between Pandora Vanderpump's Breasts. See a Crow Perched on Top of The Cage.
The Background on The Section is White.

On The Bottom Left Section of The Card, See a Nun in a Red Habit. The Red Nun Stands on a Gold Sex Demon Head. See a Gold '808' Above The Red Nun's Head. The Red Nun Holds a Cutlass with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Connect Four Game with Her Left Hand. To The Red Nun's Right, See an Image of Clare Grant. Clare Grant Stands on The Top/Opening of a Green Super Mario Bros. Pipe. See a Red 'WTF?' Symbol on The Pipe. Clare Grant Wears Blue Overalls, a Red Turtle-Neck Sweater, Gold Dr. Martens Boots, a Red Baseball Cap and a Gold '14' Hanging from an Earring in Her Right Ear. See a Black 'W' on Clare Grant's Ball Cap. Clare Grant Holds a Crowbar with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Gold Film Reel with Her Left Hand. Above Clare Grant's Head, See a Blue Neon Sign That Displays 'Zone'. To The Red Nun's Left, See a Polar Bear. Above The Polar Bear, See a Hexagon-Shaped Mirror. On The Mirror, See an Image of Helena Blavatsky's Face. Above The Mirror, See a Gold '99'.
The Background on The Section is Black.

On The Top Left Section of The Card, See an Image of Sarah Butler. Sarah Butler Sits on, and Straddles, The Back of a Gold Pig. Sarah Butler is Nude Except for a Pair of White Tube Socks with 2 Red Stripes on Each Sock, and a Gold Queen's Crown. See a Gold '22' Between Sarah Butler's Breasts. With Her Right Hand, Sarah Butler Holds a Human Arm by The Wrist. With Her Left Hand, Sarah Butler Holds a Gold Egg. Above Sarah Butler's Crown, See a Blue Neon Sign That Displays 'Swineherd'. To Sarah Butler's Right, See an Image of Elizabeth Prann. Elizabeth Prann Stands on a Gold '22'. Elizabeth Prann Wears a Blue Wool Skirt, Blue Roller-Skates with Gold Wheels, Red Socks and a Blue Sports Bra. See a Red Letter 'i' on Elizabeth Prann's Sports Bra, Between Her Breasts. With Both Hands, Elizabeth Prann Holds a Square Gold Die Raised Over Her Head; See 2 Dots Displayed on The Die. To Sarah Butler's Left, See a Green Baboon. The Green Baboon Sits on Top of a Green Barrel. See The Symbol 'HEX' in Black on The Side of The Barrel, See a Mr. Yuck Face Under The 'HEX' Symbol. Above The Baboon, See a Blue '#FU2' Symbol.
The Background on The Section is Red.

The Card's Margin is Silver. At Top Center on The Card's Margin, See a Green '58'. On The Bottom Margin of The Card, See The Word 'Range' in Black Letters.

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July 21, 2021 at 7:38 PM

January 30, 2019 at 11:35 AM

Charlotte Bird #Enzyme 34 Intake

20:20 #Build Up Charlotte's Enzyme Set

20:20 #Ichneumon 818 #Software

Charlotte Has The 818 #Advantage

20:20 #M104 Ichneumon 34 Larva #Larva

Ichneumon Larva Like Attila The Hun

20:20 #SuperCharged Charlotte Bird

818 #Pathological #Driver

66/6

#CUE

Charlotte Bird #Enzyme 34 Compression

20:20 #Building Up The #Beast

20:20 #Cog-nitive #Development

66/6 IS ALIVE

Boostin' Charlotte's #BrainPower

66/6 #Intelligence #Channel

20:20 #SheetMusic

ENZYME ARTICULATION

We're In a Computer System

Let's Cut Thru The Chase

66/6

#EXPRESSION

Charlotte Bird #Enzyme 34 Power

20:20 818 #Advantage

That's #Alien #Ichneumon

20:20 #Obfuscation

Verbal Kint Shuffles The Cards

Talkin' About Some Care Bears

Girl, You Know It's True

"*smirk* This is Categorized as Feminist Literature"

20:20 Sure It Is

Ichneumon Is Sure

66/6

#EYE

Charlotte Bird #Enzyme 34 Exhaust

818 is #HyperVicious

Shep Proudfoot Kicked That Naked Bitch in The Ass

20:20 Furthermore

"SHE WAS JUST TRYING TO RUN AWAY!"

'I Thought This Was Supposed to Be Feminist Literature'

#ICHNEUMON Kicked kali in the ass

20:20 #APEX #PREDATOR

66/6

#GROW

Charlotte Bird #Enzyme 34 Recycles

20:20 #BONUSBALL

"Yeah, I Have a Problem w/Macho Male Archetypes Like

SHEP PROUDFOOT

Kickin' Hoes In The Ass

Furthermore

The Hoe in Question

Was Just Trying to Flee The Scene

And The Injun Kicked Her In The Ass Anyway"

FOR GOOD MEASURE

66/6

STOP